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Friday, October 2, 2009

Your Horoscope with our resident Astrologer, Madame Teakay: Libra (September 24 - October 23)


Libra - September 24 - October 24


My Bob you're hot, and this month you're at your hottest. You'll be fighting off men and women alike, and dogs will be attaching themselves to your leg at any and every opportunity. As the moon enters its last quarter on the 11th, you'll find yourself unwillingly incarcerated in a superstitious ceremony of some kind, but you're not likely to be sacrificed, so take your mp3 player rather than garlic cloves and a stake. Don't forget to line up your decimal points later in the month and you'll avoid an embarrassing addition-related issue. Keep a couple in your inner jacket pocket just in case, if you know what I mean.