Friday, April 23, 2010

Your Horoscope with our resident Astrologer, Madame Teakay: Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Taurus - April 21 - May 21

Goats and strange, sultry women cross your path this month, but it's up to you whether this is a positive or negative experience. Whatever happens, try to avoid doing entirely pointless things that, if having any effect at all, can only serve to make a situation worse. You're all revved up with no place to go as the Moon turns new on the 14th. Put this pent-up energy to good use; try out a new hobby, exercise like your mind and body depend on it, or just don a cape and mask and wreak vigilante justice for the duration. In other news, you really should stop relying on imaginary sky-people for moral guidance and help with life choices: it's all there inside you already; you just have to look for it.