Friday, June 25, 2010

Your Horoscope with our resident Astrologer, Madame Teakay: Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Cancer - June 22 - July 23

Money woes usually send you scuttling sideways under a rock, but it's about time you sorted yourself out or your usual reserves of back-up wealth are going to run dry.
Your general conduct when out and about is extroverted and often a decibel-powered assault on the tympanic membrane, and you frequently shake the foundations doing something as simple as asking the time. This is at odds with your expected Cancerian nature, so what this means, I guess, is that you should bloody well shut up for five minutes.
Next Tuesday, please make sure you put your most treasured skills to good use doing something or other that is yet to be specified.