Saturday, July 10, 2010

Things kids say - 1

Had a couple of good ones today:

P: "It's not fair. We shouldn't be in school now. I'm going to write to parliament."
S: "Parliament? Ent that in Spain?"

Me (waving forgotten exercise book): "P, this should be in your bag!"
P: "It is."
Me: "Oooooooh. K."

3 (my personal fave, for obvious reasons...)
Me: "Next lesson will be all about Pythagoras: Nice bloke, but a bit obsessed with triangles."
Not sure which kid (whispered to friend): "He sounds like Matt Smith!"