Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Your Horoscope with our resident Astrologer, Madame Teakay: Thank you, and good night

I've done a full set of horoscopes this year, and I think I'm going to leave it there because the idea may be getting old, and I don't feel that anyone is really reading them any more.

If you'd like me to write a personalised horoscope, either for you or someone else, please contact me via the Inspire me! form, ask nicely, and include some information about the person you'd like me to write it for, such as:

  • Date of birth
  • Star sign
  • Details of special occasion (if applicable)
  • Favourite colour, food, TV show, movie, band, dog breed etc
  • Day job
  • Hobbies
  • 'In' jokes
  • Quirks, oddities and idiosyncrasies 
  • Anything else that might help me to make the horoscope funny, interesting and personal
I will not charge for writing horoscopes (well, not yet, anyway...), and I give you permission to do with them as you wish so long as you credit me and the blog.

A quick disclaimer: Madame TeaKay is just me in a headscarf and jangly beads affecting a falsetto voice. These horoscopes are entirely made up, by which I mean I don't use star charts or any special calculations to make them up; I just make them up.

You can take a look at your own star sign's horoscope(s*) here:

* Any future horoscopes will be tagged with the appropriate labels, so although there's only one for each at the time of writing, if anyone asks me to write any more, you may see more when you click on those labels.