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Monday, March 12, 2012

Top Cartunes: 4 - I Have the Power!



Bored, spoilt little prince Adam of Eternia one day thought it might be a good idea to raise his sword aloft and cry "Iiiii Haaaave the Pooowwaaahh!" after watching an episode of Top Gear, and accidentally discovered that he had magic powers, and could set about kicking Skeletor's arse and defending the secrets of Castle Greyskull.

It was decided that girls should probably have something bottom-kicky to watch too, so She-Ra was created for all the little girls. Little girls, however, don't have quite the innate sexism that television executives do, and just watched He-Man anyway.